AISubs v3.7
- Thank you! - Thank you!
- Tetsuya-kun, have you ever fought? - No, I haven't.
- No, you haven't. - Have you ever fought with someone?
- No, I haven't. I've only fought with characters like this.
- When? - In middle school.
Tetsuya hasn't fought before, but he doesn't know where humans' maximum firepower is.
- I don't know. - Maximum firepower?
I don't know where it is when it's at its lowest.
Today, we're going to use Tetsuya-kun's body to discover its maximum firepower.
- Isn't it a human body experiment? - It is a human body experiment.
- It is?! That's scary! - It's a human body experiment.
- I've hit a lot of things, but... - That's right.
- It's dangerous. - It's okay.
- It's okay? - It's okay.
- It's okay. You can do it! - You can do it!
- So today, we've prepared a hundred firecrackers. - Oh, firecrackers.
- So the most exposed area is the lowest area. - Yes, it's a very simple test.
- By the way, what are you expecting? - My expectations are high.
- It's like destroying a river. - It's the force that goes down.
- It's not that strong. - But...
- What is it? A punch like this? - Huh?
- Like a sword? - Yeah, a punch like this is probably the strongest.
- Because of its weight. - Where do you think it's strongest in terms of firecrackers?
- In terms of firecrackers, I think it's definitely Ganon. - Oh, I see.
- If you put firecrackers down like this... - Ganon's air pressure is strong.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
- Like this. - Yeah.
- Well, Mario's air pressure is also stable. - Yeah.
- Huh? - Why not?
- It's easy to understand because of the damage number. - Yeah, yeah.
- Are you okay? - Yeah, yeah. Tell me about it.
- Yeah. - Yeah, yeah. Tell me about it.
- Oh, me? - Yeah, yeah.
- Let's do it right away. - Yeah!
- First of all, there's a restriction. - Last time, I went to Naoteto and got eight firecrackers.
- Oh, it's eight. - That's why I put ten there.
- Can I increase it a little? - Is it about twelve?
- Well, well, well, it's definitely not going to break. - Oh, this won't break.
- Please be strong.
- Are you ready? - Yes. - I'm scared.
- Here we go. - Yes.
- Ouch!
It's dirtier than before!
What!?
It's a lot dirtier!
It's five times!
Eh, wait!
There's a lot of meat, but it's dirtier!
It's not bad at all!
It's dangerous, right?
No, it's fine.
It's fine?
Yeah, it's fine.
It's fine, you can do it!
You can do it!
It's out!
This is out!
This is seriously out!
But, but...
It might be different from before.
Ah, I see.
It's still five times, right?
For now, like...
Can we play lunch already?
Thank you for waiting.
No, no, no, no.
I wonder which one is stronger.
Isn't it weak?
There's nothing like this, right?
It's one-point-focused.
Well, if you hit it like "tsun",
it might just go "pshh" and go away.
Yeah.
Okay, I'll do it.
Oh, nice, nice, nice.
Okay, let's go!
Aaaaaah!
Wow!
It's dirty!
There are 9 of them!
Amazing!
You have to push the stone all the way in.
The reach is short.
I'm scared!
I'm scared too!
You put your head in a hard place like this.
This is how you do it.
I feel like your head is the strongest.
Can I put my head in here?
I don't think my head is that strong.
Really?
I'm going to put my head on the floor with this stone.
Here I go.
Ouch!
- Whoa! - Well, well, well...
- We got seven. - Seven, huh?
- His fists are weak. - They're weak.
Which one should we use for a fight?
- How about a hip drop? - A hip drop?!
Well, Cooper did a hip drop and got his guard up.
Yeah, he's the strongest.
- How do you do a hip drop? - By flying like this.
- Wanna try it? - Let's do it.
FLYING HIP DROP
It's my first time doing a hip drop.
- The best way is to ride it with your weight. - Yeah.
- If you make me bend my back... - Make you bend your back?
- You can go all the way down. - Here I go!
- Okay! - Ready, set...
- Ah! - You scared me!
- Here I go! - Ready, set...
- I'm scared! I'm scared! - You can do it! You can do it!
- Ah! Cooper! I'm Cooper! - You're Cooper! Go!
- Awesome! - I'm... I'm...
- You did it! - You did it!
- What?!
- Let's measure it again. - For real?!
- My back isn't hurting anymore. - Oh, wow.
- The hip drop is really strong. - Your back is amazing.
- Wanna do it again? - Let's measure it again.
HIP DROP
- Huh? It's high! - 20...
- 20 isn't bad at all! - Wow!
- It'd be funny if it looked like this. - Yeah.
It's high! It's the same height as my butt.
HIP DROP
- You've been practicing hip drop. - It's the first time I've practiced it.
- Here I go! - Okay!
Ready, set...
- You're failing! - This is hard!
- Can we do it one more time? - Okay, let's do it one more time.
- The meat is hard. - Yeah, it's hard.
- I can't aim here because of the pinpoint. - Here I go!
Ready, set...
- Wow! - Wow!
HIP DROP
- You're being challenged! - You're saying it's super clean!
- It's amazing! - It's amazing!
Let's do something else and if we have any left, let's mix it up with HIP DROP.
- Yeah, let's do that. - If we keep doing it like this, HIP DROP is going to disappear.
HIP DROP
- The one where you dropped your heel? - Yeah, I said it like 20 times.
- You know, my body is hard and it doesn't go up like that. - It's really lame!
- I can't get out of it. - It's painful, isn't it?
- Yeah, if you think of it like that... - If my physical ability is high, I could eat a snake.
- It's pretty high. - Okay, I'll say it.
HIP DROP
- It hurts! - This is bad! - It hurts!
- Stomachache? - It hurts!
- I'm ten times heavier! - Oh!
- I can't do this, I can't lift weights. - If we don't fight, we'll get sick.
- All the bad guys will hit us. - Yeah, like hitting cats and trees in the dark.
- Yeah, like "are you serious?" - "I'll hit you hard."
- "Tetsuya's deadly weapon is a hip drop." - What? That's lame!
- My deadly weapon is a hip drop, too! - If you don't add "deadly weapon is a hip drop" it'll be bad.
- Yeah. - "Deadly weapon is a hip drop."
- It's blood everywhere. - Yeah, it's like a one - hit-killer.
- "The weakest in the world is the one who has experience." - What's that? - Weak!
- "Don't ever write a manga about punching again." - No, no, no!
- "This one has reach, but it's weak." - Yeah.
- "If you can hit a hip drop, you'll win." - "How can I hit a hip drop?"
- "Even if you know how to win a fight at this age, you can't enjoy it." - Yeah.
- "If you know a hip drop is strong, you can't play with it thinking it's weak." - Yeah, that's good.
- "If you don't know how to win a fight or a deadly weapon, ask me."
- "I've shed blood once, so it's okay."
- "Let's meet again in the next fight lesson." - Yeah. - Bye-bye!
- Ouch!